Enrique Iglesias has been offered a £500,000 modelling contract.
But it’ll be little Iglesias who’ll be doing all the hard work if the crooner accepts. The contract is with Lifestyle Condoms.

Try to control your excitement, girls. The chart-topping hunk is actually a bit paranoid about his size.
The Latino lady-magnet said, “I’d change my penis if I could. I can never find extra-small condoms.”

The comment prompted the condom manufacturers to get in touch. “It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings,” said Lifestyle Condoms. “If this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault and still keep Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to… take pride in what they’re not packin’.”

We can hardly wait for the fashion debut. Go on, Enrique, say you’ll accept the offer.

Enrique Iglesias and his bikini-clad girlfriend Anna Kournikova zoomed past the five-year mark in their relationship, still looking very much together as they boarded a boat in Miami on Sunday.

Meanwhile, Enrique has confessed to setting his dog on fire as a young child. The dog survived the attack, but the Hero hitmaker is remorseful about the accident.
He says, “When I was little we had this hairy dog. I threw a sparkler to scare it and the sparkler got caught in its hair and the dog caught on fire. It was running all over the house.

“Half the dog was burned and I got grounded for three months.”
Enrique (32) also just promoted the release of his new album Insomniac, his first English-language album in four years.