Enrique Iglesias has been offered a £500,000 modelling contract.
But it’ll be little Iglesias who’ll be doing all the hard work if the crooner accepts. The contract is with Lifestyle Condoms.

Try to control your excitement, girls. The chart-topping hunk is actually a bit paranoid about his size.
The Latino lady-magnet said, “I’d change my penis if I could. I can never find extra-small condoms.”

The comment prompted the condom manufacturers to get in touch. “It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings,” said Lifestyle Condoms. “If this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault and still keep Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to… take pride in what they’re not packin’.”

We can hardly wait for the fashion debut. Go on, Enrique, say you’ll accept the offer.